Stop Moving to Florida Emboidered Foam Trucker
Stop Moving to Florida Emboidered Foam Trucker
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Soft Foam. Hard Truth.
This ain’t your dad’s fishing hat… wait, actually, it kinda is — but with way more attitude. 😎
The Stop Moving to Florida Foam Trucker Hat is for the bold, the sunburnt, and the fed-up. Featuring a thick, high-profile foam front and that iconic mesh back, this hat keeps your dome cool while your take stays hot.
And yes, the foam is extra — just like your opinion on overdevelopment and your group texts during hurricane season. Whether you’re beach-bound, boat-ready, or just passive-aggressively pumping gas next to a rental car, this hat says it all so you don’t have to.
🧵 Product Features:
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Chunky foam front for maximum Florida sass
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5-panel, high-profile structure — a billboard for your forehead
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Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching (that’s 7 more than necessary)
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Mesh back for airflow, because it’s hotter than asphalt in August
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Matching snapback, braid, sweatband, and vibes
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One size fits most — unless your head’s full of bad ideas like “Let’s move to Tampa!”
🧼 Care Tips:
Spot clean only — don’t put it in the dishwasher, even if that worked once with your flip-flops.
This is the protest Florida deserves.
One size | |
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Circumference, in | 24.02 - 25.98 |
Height, in | 5.98 |
Width, in | 8.58 |
Panel height, in | 2.99 |
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